Two for One

Well, everyone offers that now dont they? BOGOFS I mean. So when I got the delightful job of taking the granddog to the vets to get his nuts chopped off I asked her if she could do himselfs at the same time only for free. She declined the invitation, must have been pressure of work. Instead, as she was explaining to me that castrationwould not stop Ted running off and he needed training, he cocked his leg and pee'd all down her leg, over her shoe and all over the floor. Now, I know one should be aghast and apologetic at such things, but I just cracked up laughing - his timing was impeccable! What do they say about never working with animals or children?
Anyway, Tedward is now minus his bits, but himself still has his, so alls well that ends well.